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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telephatically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
 


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Posted on 10:49AM on Jul 2nd, 2009
Makes me laugh every time I read it.
Posted on 01:51PM on Jul 2nd, 2009
Keep posting this, it's fantastic, haha :D
Posted on 07:35PM on Jul 4th, 2009
Lol!! I am a Christian, but I have to admit this is pretty funny. haha!!
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